Garb Nazi


a member of a historical reenactment organization who has appointed themselves the judge and jury over everyone elses historical clothing and, while sometimes correct in their -ssessment, makes everyone misarable because they are way too picky.

also: nickname for a person in charge of maintaining authenticity at a historic site.
person 1) i cant ware my moccasin boots anymore, i have to buy brogues!

person 2) why? they looked so good!
person 1) because that garb n-z- made a fuss because the seams in the wrong place!

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