garbage can lid

a severe case of narcissism
“man, i’m so attractive and so smart.”
“you’re being real garbage can lid tonight, man.”
a person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 cent’s “in da club”:

you can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
my rogain by the tub,
on my b-lls i have to rub.
if i wanna have s-x, i gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause i’m 14, and i’m young, and i get no groupie love.
g-d, garbage can lid kicks -ss!
a person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of eminem’s “lose yourself”:

my palms are sweaty,
spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my b-lls already,
but my back’s like a yeti.
i get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my d-ck’s thin, just like cold spaghetti.
i’m an old clown, i’m poked out in my forum town, i take off my pants and my p-n-s falls out.
g-d, garbage can lid rules!
a kind, forgiving, truthful person that is constantly framed to be a liar on the ebaum’s world forum.
garbage can lid deserves a break from the jack-sses of the forum, that constantly frame him for lying.
a s-xy, super hot hunk that is a member of the ebaums forum, and that is super hot, and fully prepared to satisfy any woman, as long as she’s not ugly… or something along those lines…
oh g-d, garbage can lid is so-oo-oo-oo hot! he’s the best there is.
a g-d of p-rn. over 100 gigs of it. always willing to share. premium member at ebaums world forums.
member: “d-mn gcl, thats a ton of pr0n!”
gcl: “yeah, you have anything specific you want”
member: “can i get that one with that girl from the commercial?”
gcl: “searching ;)”