Garçon


french for boy.

a greeting that in no way is degrading.
garçon -stands up- coffée!
the french word for boy. use it only with french people or else…
they just wont understand you.
-mon garçon vien ici.
(my boy come here)
-tu es un bon garçon
(your a nice boy)
french for a boy waiter.
“garçon, coffee!”.

“garçon means boy”.
a conceited guy who is full of himself and thinks he is better than everyone else.
no one speaks like garcon
no one drinks like garcon
no one eats like garcon
no one walks like garcon

no one talks like garcon
no one smells like garcon
no one poos like garcon
no one pees like garcon

no one sings like garcon
no one runs like garcon
no one jumps like garcon
no one kicks like garcon

… and the list goes on and on.

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