Gard


gard is the name of the cool, the awesome, the elite. it comes from the old norrøn word guard (same as in english) and means defence.
i’d totally gard that.
the s-xiest man to ever grace us with his presence…hes so hot right now
that james kid is quite the gards!
to gaurd with a very frail weak stance
“john was garding so i just hit him hard and he fell over”
the norwegian term “gard”, is another form of the word “andreas”, which means “man with a small p-n-s”.
omg, honey, look at our kids tools, i’m afraid it might be a gard…

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