Garden Glove
garden glove (noun) – the dirty, crusty sock under ffxiv player-iris xi’s bed, used to fap only when succ-mbing to the darkness of the edgelord. also known as the pity fap.
i was a healer in feast and i tried to zip zop but my zoobity didn’t bop… time to bust out the ol’ garden glove and have me a pity fap.
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