Garden Porn


photographs showing off your luscious garden. much like “food p-rn”, where it shows off it’s final product on a plate, “garden p-rn” shows off it’s l-ster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it’s growing and utter fresh state.
have you seen jerry’s garden p-rn ? it look’s so good i can’t wait to see his food p-rn.

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