gardener
an undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.
“dude, the gardener got arrested” or “i saw the gardener yesterday”
a person who plants and cultivates ornamental plants such as those in botanical gardens. a highly skilled gardener may be recognized as a master gardener.
as a master gardener, xochitl told pacho to avoid using herbicides on his lawn because the chemicals may cause harm to his pet dog, pluto. she helped pacho learn to use the weed twister to twist out weeds, and she told him that he may someday become a master weed twister if he completely stops using herbicides in his garden.
a person who deflowers others. typically a sl-t or a man wh-r-. a person who has taken the virginity of multiple people.
“did you hear about hanna last night?”
“no, what happened?”
“she banged another virgin.”
“oh my gosh, she is such a gardener!”
a person who sits on the couch and picks through their weed.
leslie: hey jess what are you doing today?
jessy: oh im just gonna break up this weed…
leslie: your such a gardener!
a complete weirdo or strange deranged child with severe mental deficits
mark he’s such a gardener
an alternative word for idiot
g-d, chad is such a gardener
short for uphill gardener. gay slur
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