Gardner, Kansas


gardner is a town in kansas that has abso-f-cking-lutely nothing to do. we all got excited when wal-mart came to town. pretty desperate little town.
person 1- where do you live?
person 2- gardner.
person 1- gardner, kansas?
person 2- yup
person 1- oh, i’m sorry…
person 2- well we have a walmart…

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