Garfunkel
to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on art garfunkel
hey, can i garfunkel with you guys
the more outgoing person in a pair.
origin: refers to folk- rock 1960s duo simon and garfunkel. art garfunkel, who did not write or play an instrument, arguably was the better singer of the two. he was also more personable/talkative. in a way, the “sidekick” of simon.
he’s the garfunkel in that relationship.
v. to impose s-xual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way
i garfunkeled your mother!
to get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.
the sox will garfunkel ramirez when h-ll freezes over.
ramirez is ungarfunkelable!
i can’t garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. it’s the only thing he’s not allergic to.
someone that you can’t tell if they are a boy or a girl.
is that a dude?
no it’s a garfunkel
a term that can be used to subst-tute in for a curse word.
person: i just nailed my hand to a post! garfunkel!
to laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one’s nose. possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of art garfunkel of the singing duo simon and garfunkel.
stop joking around! i almost garfunkeled my kool-aid!
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