Garfunkle
to have s-x with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle
i garfunkled your mother last night
something/ anything “whack”, messed up, or stupid.
teacher: “students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days.”
me: “dawg, that’s garfunkle.”
misspelled version of garfunkel
to have s-xual intercourse with someone.
“i garfunkled your mother last night”
to have s-xual intercourse where the partner simply lays pr-ne, thereby benefiting from the subject’s work. derived from art garfunkle’s role in the the simon & garfunkle group. synonyms include ‘the starfish’.
dude, i thought this new yoga instructor i’ve been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!
origin: garfunkle of simon and garfunkle.
similar to f-ck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for p-ssed, sh-t (or the past tense of sh-t: shat), c-m (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to f-ck yeah!
-katie was so awesome that i garfunkled in amazement.
-alex, and drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream garfunkle! everytime something popped out.
a curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.
garfunkle urged me to join my church…
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