gargle

-to hang out with one’s girlfriend instead of chillin with the bros

-stems from gargling b-lls
“so did you call all the bros about laser tag tonight?”
“yea, but steve cant come because he’s gargling.”
“…what a little b-tch.”

“i’d call matt but he’s probably gargling b-lls.”

“bro, were chillin tonight at todd’s. its gonna be redonkulous.”
“i cant because im hanging out with katie tonight”
“you gargle hard bro.” (hang up the phone)
vibrating a liquid in your throat
she gargled the fluid
this is the correct answer to the age old question ‘spit or swallow’. spit or swallow is a trick question invented by men to check exactly how dirty the woman is. women have never figured this out, spitting leads to the head being firmly held in place next time and swallowing results in us aiming at the eyes.
spit or swallow? gargle!
a slang term heard in ireland for beer.
was john on the gargle last night?
upon dying, the soon-to-be-corpse in question sometimes makes a gargling noise. drawing from this, to gargle means to die or to kill someone – depending on context.
he gargled = he died
i gargled him = i killed him
gargle, you sob! = die, you sob!
a murder of crows,
a pr-ckle of porcupines,
a wisdom of wombats,
a zeal of zebras,
a gaggle of geese,

a gargle of gay men.
when i went to a cookout at the cuff, i was tickled at seeing the gargle of gay men.
alcoholic drink.

gargled = drunk
c’mon down to the boozer for a few gargles, shambo. all the lads are here and the gee is wall-to-wall.

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