Gargoyle Shit
“taking a gargoyle sh-t” is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels.
this is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: sh-t may spew.
this is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unst-rdy toilet bowl: gl-ss will shatter, then sh-t will spew.
john: oh, man, dan took a gargoyle sh-t last night. it didn’t end up very well.
michael: why not, bro?
john: well, he spewed too hard and shattered the gl-ss and now he’s down at the dean’s office talking about how he’s going to pay for the dorm’s toilet.
erica: i broke up with anthony last night.
jenna: how come? you guys were doing so well.
erica: he took a gargoyle sh-t and ruined the toilet in my grandmother’s house.
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