garlic festival


an overrated event that takes place to celebrate the garlic capital of the world: gilroy california. the event is run entirely by volunteers and occurs annually. its fame has spread outside of the us, attracting people from all over the world, as well as to mcdonalds, inspiring “gilroy garlic fries”.
“hey man, you wana hang out this weekend?”
“naw can’t. sorry, i’m workin the garlic festival.”

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