Garriage


the proper name for the lifelong commitment made between members of the same s-x (gay marriage).
hey, did you hear that bob and tom’s garriage is next weekend? they’re finally getting garried!
the social inst-tution under which a man and a man, or a woman and a woman establish their decision to live as husband and husband or wife and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.
if two members of the same s-x can’t join in marriage, they can certainly be joined in garriage.

defenders of the sanct-ty of marriage are happy because their word and definition of “marriage” is left unscathed.

lgbtq people are happy because they can now enjoy all the rights that come with being married.

“we are gathered here today to join jim and steve in garriage.”
1. the formal union of two people who are of the same gender in a consensual relationship, typically recognized by society. also described as same-s-x marriage and gay marriage.
the two men had been seeing each other for 5 years and engaged for 9 months before they decided to make their relationship permanent by garriage.

the gay couple invited all their friends to celebrate the couple’s garriage ceremony.

the two women exchanged loving vows during their garriage ceremony.

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