Garuda Indonesia


one of the worst airlines in the world, where every ticket purchase comes with a will kit and 5 minutes of airphone credit to tell your family how much you love them
ex 1
guy 1: hey whats the airline your flying with tommorow
guy 2: garuda indonesia
guy 1: ohk i’ll see you in the afterlife then.

ex2
slogan: garuda indonesia, if you dont like your overwing seat we wont move you, we’ll remove the wing.

snoop doggs song “drop it like its hot” is loosely based on garudas reputation.

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