gary tiptoe
a medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your b-tt for which surgical intervention is required.
ed doctor: i have a “gary tiptoe” for you.
admitting doctor: what has he got?
ed doctor: his gary tiptoe is an old nokia brick phone set to vibrate.
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