Garzles
a s-xually transmitted disease (std) displaying the following symptoms; headache, stiffness in the neck, body aches, and sore throat. subsequently, the d-ck will fall off as a result of this disease. named after it’s creator and first victim, jonathan garza.
-whats wrong man?
-“i dont know bro, i woke up this morning with no memory of the night before. i have a headache, my neck is stiff, my body aches, and i have the worse sore throat! i went to take a p-ss and my d-ck seems to be drying up as if it were about to fall off!”
oh f-ck dude, sounds like you have contracted the garzles.
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