Gas is too high
a statement that, while containing some truth, can be used as an excuse for virtually anything.
person 1: you just cut that guy off and ran a red light!
person 2: gas is too high.
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wife: you were supposed to take me out to dinner today, but instead you’re sitting there watching tv! did you forget it was our anniversary?
husband: oh, erm… gas is too high.
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guy 1: dude, why did you drop out?
guy 2: gas is too high…
guy 1: instead of sitting there and playing rpgs all day, why don’t you go out and meet a member of the opposite s-x so you don’t end up a virgin for life?
guy 2: gas is too high…
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