gash card


method of payment offered by women to pizza delivery boys and taxi drivers.
i haven’t got any money. do you take gash?
1.alternative method of payment to cash in strip clubs during private dances. refered to ironically. the swiping of a credit card against a womans shaven gash to process the payment.

2.feminine offering; offering s-x as payment as a alternative to cash
example:

1.
stipper: do you want more?
nick: i dont have any cash right now; can i use my gash card instead?

2.
landlord: i have come to collect the rent
karen: im broke; do you take gash?
landlord: why, yes i do.

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