Gashtead Monocle


you take a dump on your partners eye, then smear it with your b-tt cheeks to create a flat round “monocle” then sp-nk on the “monocle” to give it a “gl-ss effect”
hey will, i heard mitch gave you a “gashtead monocle” last night.

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