Gasquiggasplorch


a race of aliens which have a very low level of intelligence. commonly thought to be the stupidest creture alive anywhere. if you are called a gasquiggasplorch, be offended because it is among the highest of stupidity insults. first and only mentioned on the show invader zim, episode “abducted”.
purple: so how tall are they?

zim: perhaps as tall as you, my tallest.

red: and somehow -i’m just trying to get this straight here- somehow they’re dumb?

zim: like the dull-witted gasquiggasplorch!

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