gasser


a modified closed car or rat rod that competes at drag races.
there’s gonna be a g-sser war at the dragstrip tonight! don’t miss it!
someone of german or austrian nationality or descent
it’s hard for germans to shake that -ssociation with g-ssing millions of people to death

he was proud of his austrian background but people still thought he was just a g-sser

she thought she was so liberal with her “multi-culti” schtick but we all knew from her german accent that she was a g-sser whose parents were full fledged n-z-‘s.
noun. race or other high-performance car that runs on regular octane gas from a standard commercial pump. unlike fueler or fuelie, which runs on high-octane gasoline or methane, also know in drag racing as top fuel.
he tore up ashphalt in his g-sser.

his g-sser does low 11s in the quarter.
a unique ethnicity that is best described by imaging the blend of a red-haired, caucasian with a light skinned african american.
bake griffin is a g-sser
breaking wind gone toxic
granny let out a g-sser that done chocked us all up.
someone who is always behind the eightball. comes from the expression “to be g-ssed”, i.e. to be out of breath.
detroit’s big three are real g-ssers. (the cars they produce guzzle gas and their management is clueless about how to compete.)
1. a good situation
2. a s-xy woman
1. this party was a g-sser
2. check that g-sser!

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