Gastrodon
the zebra pokemon. it uses moves like thunderbolt and air slash. it comes in 2 forms, west side(pink) and east(blue) side. east-side is known to be more gangsta and will f-ck your sh-t up.
bill: yeah i just caught a gastrodon!
-gastrodon m-ssacres bill-
-gastrodon takes bill’s wallet-
gg.
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