gatekeeper


the gatekeeper is the person who upon receiving a bowl or a blunt within the circle, begins inhaling off the hit in the chamber that is left from the previous smoker. the gatekeeper is not a frowned upon or derogatory term.
steve is the type of gatekeeper smoker.

i had to be gatekeeper, i had no lighter on me.
gatekeepers stand between you and your chosen path. or at least they think they do.

im careers, music, brands, relationships, bigger companies.
don’t let the gatekeepers stop or control you from your path of success .

bowser i’m super mario is a gatekeeper him self.
female appendages that forestall, deter, or prevent procreative s-x.

gatekeepers work to prevent conception
h-rny? you’ll encounter gatekeepers before you can -rg-sm

gatekeepers are contraceptive

i wanted in her p-ssy but when i insisted on getting past her ultimate gatekeepers… i discovered -n-l s-x is a thousand times more f-cking awesome

as long as the position you f-ck her in has her -ss below her p-ssy, -n-l s-x is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like p-ssy on birth control), so her gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.

she likes p-n-s but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.

some of her gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.

appease her gatekeepers and m-st-rb-t- to your homemade s-x video you made with her

the better your refractory period the more you will encounter gatekeepers

her gatekeepers don’t care how often you use p-rn: she prefers you use p-rn instead of using her.

if her gatekeepers won’t let you in her -ss dump her.

when she refuses making a f-cking video dump that gatekeeper.
keeper of gates
gatekeeper is the keeper of gates
the fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. the soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. if the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.
did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.
when a woman(usually fat) falsely protects her freinds(usually hot) from hooking up with guys in clubs due to her large -rs- uglyness and lack of self esteem.
(in club)
knock out ned- hey baby wanna go for a rideeeeeeee?

gatekeeper- ahhhh alice dosnt like hot guys with washboard abs and phd’s in physics.

alice- yes i do…

gatekeeper- shut up .. now come to the toilet with me so i can pamper my insercurities( chin)

knock out ned- f-kin gatekeeper
in fighting sports, a gatekeeper is a fighter with an established record of toughness, but is not in t-tle contention. young prospects must fight gatekeepers to prove their mettle and worthiness to proceed into a higher level of compet-tion and become t-tle contenders.
biff fought a gatekeeper in his latest bout and put on a good performance.

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