gauge fuck
the act of inserting c-ck into another persons gauge piercing.
my girlfriend got all freaky and let me gauge f-ck her ear last night. it was incredible!!!
1. when gay men gauge their p-n-s and have s-xual intercourse through the gauged hole because no v-g-n- is available.
2. when your getting crunk and your girlfriend has gauged ears and because your drunk and confused you insert your p-n-s in her ear.
1. “hey lets gauge f-ck tonight!”
2. “oh my gosh! i got gauged f-cked last night at that crazy party!”
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