Gautej
1. the name of thy who exhibits qualities of a demi-g-d, knowest all things not possibly known which entails the highest degree of coolness.
eg.1 aishwarya rai: “but why must you leave me now!”
gautej: “you told the media that the world doesn’t need a
savior…but everyday i hear people crying
my name.”
eg. 2 excerpt from the history of modern america-
“in the year 2009 ad, the gautej became the first man to control air,water,earth, and fire. in the year of obama’s comet, he saved the world and became the first indian president.
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