Gaveman
a man with the machismo of a caveman, and the esthetics of a gay man
1. christ, john, that fart was horrible. you would think your armani pants would make it smell like flowers, you gaveman.
2. i love the toilet paper doily, and the shallow bowl of potpourri in your bathroom. hey gaveman, how long has this toilet been plugged?
3. hey gaveman! do those fancy little puma’s help you train for that big mma fight?
Read Also:
- Quotey Fingers
the act of flexing your index and middle fingers on each hand rapidly in the air while speaking to indicate “here’s where the quote begins and ends.” particularly useful when conversing via phone and the other person can’t see you doing it, such as: and then she said – and i’m using my quotey fingers […]
- Quoth
generic name given to birds such as crows or more particularly ravens. q. why are ravens called “quoth”? a. edgar allan poe gave one that name in his famous poem “the raven” “quoth the raven”
- Smurfmaro
a v6 camaro painted smurf blue with rattle cans. the camaro includes in over-sized turbo that sits in the trunk. to complete the smurfmaro it must include the following: lambo style doors, shopping cart wing, and ram air hood big enough to suck in small animals. the smurfmaro screeches around town with lightening speed! the […]
- snoikel
a s-x act wherein one partner induces a sneezing fit by snorting pepper and proceed to sneeze on the other partners scr-t-m. “she’s a freak. b-tch gave me a snoikel and then i came on her ponytail.”
- Snoopervision
supervision for the expressed purpose of making sure there is no snooping done. to your roommate: “don’t let my parents into my room without your snoopervision. i didn’t get a chance to hide my diary very well, so an un-snooper-vised visit could be disastrous”