gaviscon


while the word gaviscon is commonly attributed to a certain brand of heartburn and indigestion treatments, it has a completely different meaning that has not entered even the simplest of household vernaculars.

it means:
1) a ridiculously incompetent or underperforming individual in a particular area,
2) an extremely prevalent disappointment,
3) a person whose vocabulary routinely involves profanity and biological accusation and is generally a c-ck,
4) something with low-standards.
1) the way mary handles spreadsheets is disgusting. i have half a mind to fire that gaviscon.

2) mate! you see that f–kin’ goal last night? what a f–kin’ gaviscon mate!

3) “you all fondle children and —- yourselves in the —-ing ——- you —-ing ——”
“sod off, you gaviscon.”

4) h-llo, i’m jeremy clarkson, and you’re watching top gear.

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