Gay in 5 Years


this occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. usually seen on conservative college campuses. these types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to “date” chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.

most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal jetta and diesel manpurse at the 5 year cl-ss reunion.

the gay in 5 years guy loves mysp-ce and drink cosmos. he also exaggerates his likeness for women.

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