Gay Mating Call
a popular song that has the ability to fill an empty dance floor full of gay men within 45 seconds.
there wasn’t one queen on that dance floor until “hung up” by madonna came on. after she said “time goes by…” there were boys as far as the eye could see. that song has attracted every guy onto the dance floor and is clearly tonight’s gay mating call.
any song written or performed by any of the back street boys, or any band like them.
to find a cd containing a gay mating call, i reccomend searching a little girl/male hairdressers music collection.
going to the club on sat-rday night, i was seeing some fine chicks on the dance floor.
when the dj turned on the back street boys, a prime example of a “gay mating call”, i realized that the people wearing leather and spandex around me were men.
i have not been right since.
gay mating call
any song written or performed by any of the back street boys, or any band like them.
to find a cd containing a gay mating call, i reccomend searching a girls/extremely feminine males music collection.
going to the club on sat-rday night, i was seeing some fine chicks on the dance floor.
when the dj turned on the back street boys, a prime example of a ” gay mating call “, i realized that the people wearing leather and spandex around me were men.
i have not been right since.
when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which -ss the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heteros-xual smelling a nice p-ssy
dude 1….(cuts big -ss fart)
dude 2….hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls….we are in the castro
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