Gaydiation

gaydiation is when you can feel gay vibes radiating from someone very intensely. when you’re exposed to too much gaydiation,you can get gaydiation poisoning.
person 1:bro,i walked past that group over there,and i could feel the gaydiation from them.
person 2: bro….
(noun) the sub-atmoic beams of gayness emitting from someone of a homs-xual nature.
tyller slade emits way more gaydiation than richard simmons.
radiation emitting as a result of the explosion of a gay bomb. the gaydiation is not as prominent as the actual blast, and may only turn people gender queer, exploratory, or bis-xual.
the gaydiation of the recent explosion of a gay bomb has spread through surrounding towns, turning people everywhere into bis-xuals.
radioactive particles emitted from a h-m-s-xual male that makes other straight guys in proximity uneasy. gaydiaton can also p-ss through television, and the most common forms of gaydioactive t.v. shows are the high school musical series.
overexposure of gaydiation can lead to death, or even worse, gayness.
tommy- dude sean stop watching disney channel! the gaydiation waves are hitting you strong!
sean- tsk well, this show is so emotional i love it!
tommy- nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
an over h-m-s-xual h-m-s-xual. and i mean, like, ireally/i h-m-s-xual. someone who just oozes gayness from a hundred miles away and really obvious.

radiating gayness.
taylor hanson is the epitome of gaydiation.
– the unseen effects emanating from a person, place, or thing which potentially psychologically contaminates typically well-adjusted (and likely, heteros-xual) persons in motivation to perform h-m-s-xual activities.

– the harnessed potential energy of an item or act to motivate those who witness it to become helpless to do more than take part in the perceived f-ggotry.

– a euphemism for situations and procedures which the describer deems so demeaning as to suspect the situation as a ploy by its designer to forcefully expose or motivate its partic-p-tors into s-xual activity with the same s-x.

– influential energy that grants known h-m-s-xuals additional power to convince normally heteros-xual persons into partic-p-ting in “switching to the other team.”

much like radioactivity, the intensity of gaydiation can be measured by its severity in alpha, beta, and gamma levels.
researcher 1: “my god! look at the counter… there’s gaydiation all around us!”
researcher 2: “of course there is! we’re at a gay days parade, ya nimrod!”

thomas: “the new security procedures the managers approved at work just reek of gaydiation!”

mary: “somehow, this company uses the gaydiation as a selling point for its diversity portfolio.”

s-xually confused teen: “mom, i would totally go gay for robbie.”
mom: “robbie must be emitting some serious gaydiation to influence my son like this.”

popular culture: it is widely believed that the ellen show emitted beta levels of gaydiation toward females, until additional research proved that this gaydiation affected males too.

filesharing teen: “this dmca just reeks of gamma level gaydiation!”