gayer than a picnic basket


being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
josh – that guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

eric – i’m going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn’t cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

josh – now that you mention is, i am allergic to cats…. better safe than sorry….

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