Gaygar counter


a device for measuring gaydiation; similar to gaydar, but used to measure flamboyant (i.e. dangerous) gayness rather than to subtly distinguish those in the closet from metros-xuals.
man, my gaygar counter is going crazy. your gaydiation levels are off the charts.

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