gaygercounter


more accurate than what most refer to as gaydar, this is similar to a geigercounter, which tells you the levels of radiation with a simple clicking sound. here, the gaygercounter clicks to give you a gayness reading for an individual (but only at close range).
hey, dude, this gaygercounter is going nuts next to you! i think you might be a… a… a gay.
a scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. this takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in gays. a reading of above gayghty-gayght gays is very very gay, and you should get the h-ll away from the source of it.

also, if you emit gaydiaton, you’re super gay plus one.
dude, krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!

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