Gaylord of the Queefs


joshua philip cao
also known as the gayest queef ever.
he’s known to be found in some random -ss state that no one cares about, constantly googling himself. he tries to make up for the fact that his p-n-s is smaller then the egg rolls that he loves, by randomly calling girls stupid sl-ts. he thinks he’s a ‘player’ because he says he loves whatever girl he’s currently with, then he’ll call random wh-r-s and talk for three hours.

has amazing hair.
omg! that guy is such a g-yl-rd of the queefs!

ewww, look at the new kid, he’s a total g-yl-rd of the queefs

thank god! the g-yl-rd of the queefs moved to michigan!

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