Gaylords Say No


a time tested technique used to trick people into revealing that they are gay. it was famously used on oscar wilde into revealing that he was in fact a h-m-s-xual.
rob: hey did you see that tv show “g-yl-rds say no”?

scott: no.

rob: ah ha!!!

judge: mr wilde did you read that book “g-yl-rds say no”?

oscar wilde: no.

judge: take him away!!!!

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