gazza


nickname for the funniest football (soccer in imbecile lingo) player ever. a brit with a heart of gold and sense of humor that will outlive several generations of football fans worldwide.
at birth they named him paul gascoigne, but everyone calls him gazza.
when asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, gazza replied: “church of england.”
aimlessly wandering in a nomadic fashion in the belief that no-one notices.
“he’s doing a gazza!”
a worthless, soft southern, shandy drinking, lying, cheating fat ugly f-cking pr-ck
gazza
street name for speed. derived from another street name for speed; -gas-.
“are you getting on the gazza before you go out tonight?”

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