GBob
n. gee – bob (f-gbob; gaybob; f-g; h-m-s-xual)
although similar to internet tough guy, gbob has some differences. a gbob, also commonly reffered to as a “gb–b” is a h-m-s-xual person who(male/female?), on the intenet, can talk down another person without realizing the consenquences of reality. in reality, a gbob is just a helpless less than 5’4″ shy social outcast with absolutely no life who has a “big ford truck” to compensate for it’s miniscule p-n-s. women live in fear of the creature.
internet conversation:
anonomous: heeeey gaaaaaaaay!
gbob264: you stupid f-g! i’m gonna kill you!
…next day:
gb–b: -awkwardly quiet-
jason(1337): hey (anonomous), can i have some of your smashed up chips?
(anonomously 1337): -hands jason(1337) smashed up chips-
jason(1337): -fakes eating the chips and throws them directly at gb–b’s face-
gb–b: -cries- teh tear oh em gee
great big ol b-tch
i was at the bar last night and seen a sh-tload of gbobs.
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