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a game coming out for xbox in november that’s gonna be the sickest sh-t ever!!!!
i’m so excited for gears of war 2!!
a decent game that was a let-down to a lot of hardcore players, it uses an updated unreal engine unique to itself, supports 5v5 matches and a couple of new modes and improvement on previous modes, an entirely new mode called h–rd pits players in a team of up to 5 against the locust h–rd in in waves with increase in damage, health, and accuracy to the locust,

the campaign is very satisfying, but the multiplayer seemed like a real letdown. changes such as slowing down while getting shot had mixed reception, whereas one shot down active-sniping has been elimanted, were greatly accepted. (noo135 who one shotted active to the body were never any good and did not deserve snipe) crawling was a nice feature (to prevent n00bs from getting ch33p kills with an active snipe) shotgun was toned down, lancer whoring is easier, chainsaw is unstoppable, excecutions are pleasing (torque decapitation ftw), matchmaking was changed to a find player type of system rather than a player find you. it takes f-cking forever to find a match though, no more host advantage.

overall both pleasing and unsatisfying game. any player worth his weight in gold knows that the first gears has a better multiplayer experience.
gears fan : hey bro, wanna play some excecution on gears of war 2?
gears true fan : fawk no, the multiplayer has been ruined, ima go play gears 1.
gears fan: but only like 6 people play that now!
gears true fan: -saddened- i know…
1. sequel to gears of war
2. video game
3. easy chainsaw kills
4. horde mode
5. bl–dy
a black man: ey let’s get on gears of war 2!
an asian guy: aw no man i suck at that game
a game commonly played by call of duty 4 rejects and those too poor to afford halo 3 and rainbow six vegas 2. gears of war gives these players a high sensation, causing them to go online and boast about how good they are, thus inflating their egos to the point where they become delirious and begin to say “n-gg-r” all the time, though most of them are small, white 13 year old virgins. they feel the need to defend their egos by any means, whether it be lag switching and screaming “host!!!” whenever someone kills them and threatening . gears of war
“yeah what now eat my lancer b-st-rd. i’m a g at gears of war 2″

-sniped”

“host!!! oh my god f-cking n-gg-rs man.”
a piece of sh-t game that completely sucked, of course after updates it became a playable game, less laggers, no shield glitch, going through the lazers on security, etc., now a must have game for the xbox
gamer 1:i hate the lancer in gears of war 2 it sucks you in like a black hole

gamer 2:or a well payed hooker…
the equivalent to watching a puppy put into a meat grinder while somebody saws off your p-n-s and or shoves a flaming d-ld- in your v-g-n-. with its sh-tty game play, over powered host, many glitches, and inhabited by a swarm of fat 9 year olds who act tough over xbox to make up for their mediocre real lives, the player is guaranteed to feel strong urges of suicide or inflict m-ssive amounts of self mutilation upon ones self.
epic games intercom: alright guys, so now that we’ve all joined the n-z- alliance lets create a game that will rip america apart from the inside…. gears of war 2

“after game release”

gamer 1: omg im so happy for this game… (3 hrs later)… my f-ckin eyes omfg ahhh!!!! must… end… it… “gun shot”

9 year old gamer: f-ck u nubs!!! chainsaw!!! i f-cked ur mom!!! i love n-z-‘s!!! get me more curly fries mom!!!!
sequel to the best multi-player game ever released for any console, with the exclusion of super smash bros for the n64.

romedogg93- can you turn down the suck?
sheehan1234- yeaok.

taylordtx- i suck at gears of war 2

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