Geek God
a geek who, under his dorky cloths and silly gl-sses, has a really hot body and beautiful face. usually has a great personality and is often socially awkward and completely unaware of his physical beauty.
eric was shocked to see steve from it dancing at the bar. it turns out he’s got the body of a geek g-d under his lame, ill fitting work cloths.
nathan fillion.
nathan fillion is the geek g-d. he is the royalty of comicon, and the beloved ruler of geeks everywhere in the world; nay, the universe.
•he played the role of the adored, yet feared, captain malcolm reynolds of firefly and serenity.
•he’s a gadget guy who reads popular mechanics.
•he said that if he built a robot, it would have a strong heart, and management capabilities.
•he knows that a geekgasm is superior to a nerdgasm.
•he’s a geek on the inside, but he’s so handsome, s-xy, and charismatic, he p-sses for mainstream.
•he can jedi mind trick you.
•he speaks klingon.
•his browncoats affectionately call him “captain tightpants.”
the geek g-d nathan fillion is revered, yet he is humble. here is nathan’s response on his twitter page to those who declared him the geek g-d: “i wouldn’t say -that-, but i’m sure glad you did!”
•reason #1 to love comicon: s-xyhotmessgorgeous geek g-d nathan fillion. he is our beloved king.
•reason #2 to love comicon: nathan fillion makes you geek extra hard.
•”reason #3 to luv comicon- s-xy geeks.” ~nathan fillion
•”reason #4 to love comicon: all the other geeks. love me some geekage. double rainbow.” ~nathan fillion
•reason #5: nathan fillion kindly praised his people at comicon, saying they were so nice, polite, and cool. he then said “g-d bless you all.” they cheered in squishy and excited delight.
•reason #6: nathan fillion single-handedly turned the meaning of “geek” into “s-x g-d”.
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