an existential being whose only purpose in life is to reproduce with oneself.
hey man, get that hand off your d-ck, people will think you are geis-xual.
- erectile kissfunction
when you’re so ready to go, you blow your load the moment you start kissing. guy 1: “how’d your date with that girl go?” guy 2: “came way too early just from kissing her. d-mn erectile kissfunction!”
acronym meaning “pop bottles f-ck models” pbfm is a club. in order to join, you have to have gotten head from a certain amount of girls. to get the girls, they do a dance called, “getting lite.” this club goes around to parties and when they arrive, everyone leaves. if they don’t get invited to […]
the process in which a woman who sells herself (stripper, or otherwise) convinces a successful person to marry and or have children with them for personal gain. you’ve been whoring for a long time but now you have made it. she was a stripper but now she’s a social media icon. gotta respect her hoegress
an egoistic person who cannot be reason with. will challenge anything he sees. like to use racist terms like beaner or meathead. he plays with two knuckleheads who argue a lot. teammate: aridify i’m lagging. aridify: shut up you have a potato router.
- suck a fat babys d*ck
the saying “suck a fat baby’s d-ck” is a very offensive, vulgar counter remark used when someone says something to you that is extremely irritating, condescending, or hurtful. basically, it’s the equivalent of “go f-ck yourself.” adam: you naturally suck at everything! god made you that way! nathaniel: go suck a fat baby’s d-ck!