Gelph


also: gelphy, gleph, gelph ann marie

a very peculiar and stubborn creature. possesses dry, dirty native feet for the purpose of being sneaky-sneaky. plagued with an extremely short attention span, speech impediment, and an ocd for the number 5 (naanan). harbors an insatiable thirst for alcohol. speaks a rare, difficult language known as jabber. enjoys instigating and being nerdy.

derived from the term ‘gelfling’. in ancient times referred to the last survivors of a fawn-like elfin race known as the gelflings.

see also add
see also b-tch
see also b-ttmonkey
see also crackhead
see also nerd
d-mn you gelph! why ya gotta be like that?

“i jhhlate yeouf lso emcuh rihgth; vnoliw!!” says gelph

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