Gemma Godfrey
sum f-ckn dope hu sez she neva has muni buh den she duz geh eh n goez ou lyk 10 nytz in a row wit d girlz. also makes lil budgie noisez wit her face.
teri: hey, i tot u wernt c-mn ou tni cuz u had no muni ? ?
gigi: ha found sum in me nostilz, tot eh wz juz a cold xo
teri: ur such a f-ckn gemma g-dfrey > : (
gigi: auwhhhh xo
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