General Jumpinforabitch
a term popularized on the aol rap messageboards around 1999. it expounds more specifically on one of the functions of a “captain save-a-hoe.”
basically, general jumpinforab-tch games/schemes on p-ssy in the manner of a highly specialized captain-save-a-hoe. he’s the guy who will relish the opportunity jump between a man and a woman fighting (verbally or otherwise) in order to curry favor with the woman:
“hey! hey!
whatchoo doing, man?
that’s a lady you’re talking to, right there!
show some respect!”
generally, generals end up getting shot.
“i’m arguing with my shorty over some money type sh-t, and it gets a a little heated…..all of a sudden general jumpinforab-tch pops up out of nowhere like: “is everything all right here, miss?” i broke my foot off in his -ss and told him to tell his story walkin’….
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