the act of intentionally causing one’s own genetic death via restraining from reproduction.
by not having children, you commit genetic suicide.
- clown watch
when you going out to look for the clowns to observe there behavior and see one for yourself despite your hatred and fear of clowns yo boys wanna go clown watching and then take a couple tabs of acid and update our tumblers?
- sunshine face disorder
the opposite of resting b*tch face. sufferers are often asked for directions or if they work at an establishment. “you always look so happy.” “i’m not. i just suffer from sunshine face disorder..”
- 7/11 slurpee
when a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee. i can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.
that pale white girl jim: who stole my starbuck’s?! jane: it was tpwg over there! thin. pasty. white. girls. girl one: do you think he’s into me? girl two: no, he’s only into tpwg!