like any traditional genie, this genie grants you three or more wishes. however, this genie has a phd in whale biology, so he can advise on wise choices for your wishes! always hope for a genieous to come out of that d*mn lamp!
ashton: “i want three busty babes”
genieous: “why not have all of them? i am a genie”
ashton: “never leave me”
- mum drag
when your girlfriend had small children and she holds your hand crossing the road, dragging you with her, like she does with them was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she ‘mum dragged’ me across the road at the crossing – i’m 46!!
short for chorizo, slang for a p*n*s, can be a noun or a verb. she came over last night- and i slipped her the choriz. i would love to choriz that tall blonde over there.
- keet men
nerdy lil b*tch that wants eugene. f*got – keet men
- mr fist b*mp
a derogatory term for a man or woman who is well liked by their teacher, usually the favorite student of the cl*ss; this is generally shown by the student and teacher fist b*mping. person 1: mr. teacher really likes me! person 2: shut up mr. fist b*mp, no one likes you