Genital harpies
a very serious and painful s-xually transmitted infection. usually transmitted during unprotected s-x with extremely b-tchy women–a harpy–the resulting sti can be somewhat distracting.
after 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of greek harpies. these small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.
the harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appet-te being satisfied.
brandon: “how was last night?”
aaron: “awesome! i took angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had s-x after! high five!”
brandon: “–dude, angelina’s a harpy.”
aaron: “so?”
brandon: “did you use a condom?!”
aaron: “nope, went au naturel.”
brandon: “she gave you the genital harpies, man!”
aaron: “f-ck.”
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