Genital Meglomalisima
painful inflammation of the s-xual organs due to infection introduced by the bite of a common tick. symptoms include yellowish-green curd-like discharge from the sweat glands of the genital region, crippling pain, and general embar-ssment due to the infected patient’s tendency to walk bow-legged during the entire six weeks the bacteria is present in the victim’s system. caucasian males in uniform are particularly susceptible to the disease.
the treatment cycle involves thrice-daily injections of hooch (i.e., fermented juice from sourdough bread starter). treatment cycle is reduced by immediate dose of 1 tsp of black pepper, followed by 1 tsp of cayenne pepper within 12 hours of initial tick bite.
this feels like someone smashed your b-lls up against a rock with a rusty sledgehammer, so don’t get bit.
i went for a walk with my dog and got genital meglomalisima. i hope i do not ruin too many pairs of jeans during my treatment.
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