gentleman douchebag
a guy who acts friendly to girls and attempts to flirt with them but constantly acts like a b-tch and makes douchebag moves which completely counter his previous gentlemen actions.
“kevin walked me to my car today. he was such a gentleman up until he complained about my walking speed and then became a gentleman douchebag,”
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