Gentleman’s Delight
this act born of love is best when properly prepared. it is best to start in a modifed missionary position. with your princess on the bottom, keep her legs together while having s-x with her (this is more difficult on the larger ladies). milliseconds prior to -j-c-l-t–n, push off with your legs, much like a sprinter, and shower your princess with your gentleman’s relish. your target is her mouth, chin, cheek, c-m catcher, chest. warning! hitting the eyes will take away from this special moment. keeping her legs apart will force you to fumble while attempting to reach your destination. prepare first-and you’ll be successful!
for me, it is all about the money shot, that is why i give my little angel a gentleman’s delight everyday.
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